Baby kitty fell asleep on zoë girl while watching jungle book. #kitten #babies #toocute
Went to the lake today and found a baby frog! #memories #summer #zoë #beautifulgirl

"he’s a sick fuck"

direct quote from my grandma hahahah.

Why should I apologize for the monster I’ve become? Nobody ever apologized for making me this way.

I’m a big boy now mommy.

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

Hahah

illest:

I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.

This is my life in a few sentences.